Per Jesus Christ, the most important commandment is to love the Lord your God with all your heart and soul and strength and mind, and to love your neighbor as yourself.

Therefore, if one uses Christianity in a way that does not further one’s love for God and everyone, one is — per the founder of Christianity — misusing Christianity.

Per the Constitution of the United States of America,

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

Therefore, if one uses the Constitution of the United States of America in a way that does not further these goals, one is — per the writers of that document — misusing the constitution.

But all these goods require that We the People keep our shared government out of the hands of would-be tyrants.

There you have it, Mike Johnson: You’re own wisdom meme. I’m sorry, but you can’t unhear it. I’m sorry, but it seeps in and spreads out through your conscious space, lining the back of you. I’m sorry, but it will hunt you down and undo the truths you thought were yours until you remember who you were before you started needing to win.