knock knock
knock knock
who’s there?
banana
banana who?
knock knock
who’s there?
banana
banana who?
knock knock
who’s there?
orange
orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana!
oh
What?
I’m not glad
Not glad what?
I’m not glad you didn’t say banana
No?
No, I was enjoying the back and forth. I felt we were building connection and synergy and it was so nice to have you pay that kind of attention to me. To be willing to go over and over it with me like that. Even if the topic in and of itself didn’t require that much consideration, I felt like what there is between us did require some extra care and time and energy.
knock knock
who’s there?
banana
knock knock
who’s there?
lettuce
lettuce who?
lettuce try again
okay
knock knock
who’s there?
banana
banana who?
knock knock
who’s there
apricot
apricot who?
knock knock
who’s there?
watermelon
watermelon who?
knock knock
who’s there?
cabbage
cabbage who?
knock knock
.
.
.
knock knock
who’s there?
brussel sprouts
brussel sprouts who?
knock knock
who’s there?
orange
orange who?
Orange you glad I dragged this joke out through over one hundred and fifty of the most popular fruits and vegetables in North America!?
Yes
Author: BW/AW
Copyright: AMW